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考考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? 我自己用了一个星期才弄明白。

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."
Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 考考你的英语水平, 请说明下列笑话为何好笑? 我自己用了一个星期才弄明白。
    A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."
    Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being
    • 是考英语水平吗?我觉得是理解能力
      hand
    • It is a "yellow" joke. Haha.... it took me 2 seconds to figure it out.
      • so tell us why?
        • He comforts himself.
        • 你是怎么理解的?
    • Hey, man. Don't you know, "Man Always STUdy Religion By Attending presentaTION"?
    • The teacher means that guy could only masturbate.
      • 说话太直了不好。
    • 问候你的手……
      • Seems we are all knowledgable that WJANG, haha...
        • 真 人 不 露 相 。 嘿 嘿 。
          • 有意思,月黑风高之夜,你杀了多少人?xixi.
    • I post another. - 上了天堂
      上了天堂


      话说有叁姊妹死後上了天堂,在天堂的门口遇见了一位天使,
      天使说:你们都是好人,但是要考考你们圣经才能让你们进入天堂。
      天使就问大姐说:世界上的第一个男人是谁?
      姊姊想了想说:亚当。当当当当...天堂之门打开让姊姊进去了。
      天使再问二姐说:世界上第一个女人是谁?二姐歪着头想了想:夏娃。
      当当当当....二姐也进入天堂了。
      小妹看到两个姊姊都轻松过关了,心想我的问题一定也非常简单。
      天使提出了第叁个问题:夏娃遇见亚当所说的第一句话是什麽?
      妹妹听了心中凉了半截,她根本没在圣经里看过这样的故事,
      最後她仰天哀嚎说:『OH,God!it is too hard!!』
      当当当当.....
      • OH! God! It's really funny!
        • You are find a lot of such jokes at http://bbs.mit.edu or http://bbs.fudan.edu.cn
      • Xixi, I have posted its English version before.
    • "with other hand'" means masturbation with one hand. is it right?
    • This one is quite obvious.Try "late show with david letterman", his jokes are quite hard to understand. Hahaha, sometimes i found the only funny thing is the big mouth monster: letterman.