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@San Jose

还有一个...

coolmao(酷猫)
This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde
behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although
familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
one of my children!"

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
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Last Updated: 2006-12-1
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 上班可真累啊，SNEEZING。。。JEFF, 出来讲个笑话听听啊 -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3352793@0)
    • 呵呵，你上班可真早呀，我剛到公司，討厭的陰雨天氣，如果能在家睡覺有多好呀 -05happy(梦痕); 2006-12-1 (#3353038@0)
      • 正在听JAZZ，忽然想到有没有人去过JAZZ BAR喝酒，听JAZZ？有谁可以组织一下？ -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353072@0)
        • 哪有象你们那样上班的？睡懒觉的睡懒觉，聊天的聊天 。。。 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353099@0)
        • 你的电脑是不是不能打中文？ -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353131@0)
          • 是, 是不能打中文, 呵呵 -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353182@0)
        • 你組織唄，現在“有誰可以組織一下”這句話好象很流行喲 -05happy(梦痕); 2006-12-1 (#3353160@0)
      • 对阿，要不你出个主意，去那喝酒，跳舞，然后由梦痕来组织 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353180@0)
        • 不, 你出个主意，去那喝酒，跳舞，然后由梦痕来组织....... -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353189@0)
          • 你地狡猾狡猾地 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353194@0)
            • 呵呵 , 我地米西米西剛到公司，討厭的陰雨天氣，如果能在家睡覺有多好呀! 你地, 晚上不出来活动活动, 良心大大地坏..... -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353396@0)
          • 良心大大地坏了 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353195@0)
          • 我地米西米西去了 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353197@0)
          • 晚上出来活动吧，到周末了 -shallwe(Zidane); 2006-12-1 (#3353339@0)
            • 我周五晚上通常都要加班的說，無比鬱悶 -05happy(梦痕); 2006-12-1 (#3353597@0)
    • 这个好, 做LG的就要这样 -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-12-1 {1219} (#3353090@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


      MAN: "Hello."
      WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
      MAN: "Yes."
      WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
      MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
      WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
      MAN: "How much?"
      WOMAN: "$90,000."
      MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
      WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
      MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
      WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
      MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

      The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • 呵呵，经典 -iamjeff(jeff); 2006-12-1 (#3353103@0)
        • 呵呵，经典 -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353177@0)
      • good one! -nanshan(shusheng); 2006-12-1 (#3353202@0)
    • 还有一个... -coolmao(酷猫); 2006-12-1 {736} (#3353098@0)
      This guy is in line at the Super Market when he notices a hot blonde
      behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

      He is stunned that such a hottie would be waving to him, and although
      familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry do you know me?"

      She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of
      one of my children!"

      His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
      "Christ!" he says "are you that stripper at my bachelor party that I had on the pool table in front of all my friends, while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

      "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
      • funny misunderstanding! -nanshan(shusheng); 2006-12-1 (#3353206@0)
    • Jeff and Paper -serenade123(橘子红了); 2006-12-1 {36} (#3353690@0)
      keep daqing+ing and maqiao+ing...^-^
      • You get lost!!! -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353705@0)
      • 哈哈，你吃醋了？ -marijuana(大麻); 2006-12-1 (#3353820@0)
        • 吃你醋了??? -paper(玫瑰人生); 2006-12-1 (#3353825@0)
          • 吃谁的醋？？？标题很禽畜了，Jeff and Paper -marijuana(大麻); 2006-12-1 (#3353827@0)
        • 吃的哪门子醋啊.... -serenade123(橘子红了); 2006-12-2 {109} (#3354655@0)
          这几天看他们眉来眼去的....俺是想成人之美.....:)))撮合撮合他们啊....

          那个JEFF的也是...简直是不木头......^o^

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